Assorted Jokes That I Just Made Up Now

Jokes. Joe Chxs.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Peer pressure. He’s now dead.

I should note the use of the word chicken. *pats self on back*

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Europe.

Europe who?

*breaks down crying*

Yeah, fecal matter is unfunny and not nice to be referred to.

A cat walks into a room and asks “What up dog?”

Ha, pet puns.

Seriously, I’m funnier on the go. Please believe me.

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